Mikey G.

I'm an 18 year old, broke college student. I blog what I think is funny or relevent
thegeekmaster: It’s amazing how in the span of 20 minutes Pixar introduces you to a pairing, creates a ship, makes it your OTP, and then tragically sinks it.

thegeekmaster:

It’s amazing how in the span of 20 minutes Pixar introduces you to a pairing, creates a ship, makes it your OTP, and then tragically sinks it.

(Source: dreaming-about-disney)

Accurate.

  • when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
  • when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
  • when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
thegeekmaster: seerows-kindness: geekcounselor: theprettygoodgatsby: oncelerswaifu: benedict-cumberbatchs-cheekbones: johnwatsons-dick: chaystar: barackfuckingobama: thecoffeemuggle: cyruspotnoodle: sexthursexdragon: queenofshellednuts: forever reblog. dat elbow The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you? her shoulders. they’re… bare. She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that. Why is she carrying something else other than a Bible? Tsk tsk. guys oh my god why are you reblogging something like this my eYES SERIOUSLY I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THAT TAG THIS SHIT Hey guys don’t complain about these women I mean just look at how it is now the joke just flew over your goddamn head Oh god, this made me die a little.  I have never seen someone miss a joke this obvious that thoroughly. Wonderful.

thegeekmaster:

seerows-kindness:

geekcounselor:

theprettygoodgatsby:

oncelerswaifu:

benedict-cumberbatchs-cheekbones:

johnwatsons-dick:

chaystar:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.

Why is she carrying something else other than a Bible? Tsk tsk.

guys oh my god why are you reblogging something like this my eYES SERIOUSLY I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THAT TAG THIS SHIT

Hey guys don’t complain about these women

I mean just look at how it is now

the joke just flew over your goddamn head

Oh god, this made me die a little. 

I have never seen someone miss a joke this obvious that thoroughly. Wonderful.

(Source: jerrymuffinbutt)

  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.